Laws of Humans

Law of equality : The time taken by
a wife when she says I'll get ready
in 5 min is exactly equal to the
time taken by husband when he
says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
Law of Queue: If you change
queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one
you are in now.
Law of Telephone: When you dial a
wrong number, you never get a
busy tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your
hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Bath Theorem: When the body is
immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
Law of Encounters: The probability
of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen
with.
Law of the Result: When you try to
prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of Bio mechanics: The severity
of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
Theater Rule: People with the seats
at the farthest from the screen
arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit
down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is
cold.
Law of Proposal : After u accept a
proposal you will get a better one..