STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH !!!!

Interesting !!

Hey this is really true and see it will work for
you too
If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of
any month U r number 1....
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of
any month then U r number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of
any month then U r number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of
any month then U r number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any
month then U r number 5...
If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any
month then U r number 6...
If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any
month then U r number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any
month then U r number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any
month then U r number 9...
Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn,
hardworking, honest,Jealous on competing
basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly,
authorities,Famous
person...always want to be and regarded as
first on people position, they are often like to
be independent, will never be under others, self
confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger
age, but will get marry when you mature! You
are likely to have problems with people who
have opposite views
And you are most likely to take revenge over
your enemies in a long time basis. You are a
spender, but you will have a good profession in
the future.

If you are guy you will be very popular that
everybody will have mental attraction and
respect at you. You can go anywhere from the
local shop to the heart of the parliament
because you are positive and well talented in
numerous issues!! But in your life you will
always have some people who will work hard to
bring you & your name down. This is
undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will
be hated by some people too...
 Your family life is very cool, you will have a very
nice partner & wonderful children... You are
pioneer, independent & original...
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!
Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one
coz your ruler is the moon and every one loves
the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day
dream a lot,
you have very low-self confidence, you need
back up for every move in your life, you are very
much unpredictable. Means you do change
according to time and circumstances, kind a
selfish, have a very strong sense of musical,
artistic talent, verbal communication.
Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to
gloom and fade away so everybody can expect
changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma
Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a
Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and
peace (I mean in the community and your own
home).
If you really have a deep thought about your
own believe in God you can feel the difference
which will make you stronger! Most of the time
your words are a kind of would be happening
true! So without any knowledge you can predict
the situation. You will become poets, writers,
any Artistic business people! Rajnikant V/s CID
Jokes
You are not strong in love, so you will be there
and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will
be a responsible woman in the whole family. If
U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments
in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will
sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your
family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad
vision, a power behind the scenes, well
balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can
put up with you !!!
Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most
of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your
life. You always tend to have lots of problems
within
your family in the early stages but you will put
up with everything.. You have the strong word
power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go
always
you have got what you wanted!!! And from the
birth always wanted to work hard in order to
achieve something.. You will not get anything
without hard
work! When you reach a man/ woman age you
want other younger once to listen to you
because you want younger people to respect
people older than
them. You do set so many examples to others.
Generally you are not a cool person. It's not
easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you
are! But once you like someone's attitude then
here you
go, what can I say? It will be a lasting
friendship. You always have respect from
others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and
problems but sure they won't be long.. you will
always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money
a bit too
much so temptation will push you to endless
trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's
over. Looking after your family and help friends,
so you will
spend a life time just being generous and kind
(except 21st born men). And number 3s you will
be such an example of how to be in the culture
& life!!! If you are girl then you have good
character and culture & hardworking attitude.
You always
follow.
You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition
focused, a person who brings beauty , hope &
joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!
Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working
but unlucky in important matters in life, very
cool, helpful, you have rough word power..
Might put lots of people away from you, you
may cause nuisance to others if you are a man,
and you often understands others and their
problems well. If you are a girl you are very
good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you
spend most of the time after girl friends
(almost) at times, you will have sort of too
much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends
will spend your time & money and get away
with their life and you will become empty
handed and don't know what to do... So be
careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Rajnikant
V/s CID Jokes
Your good will is you are always there to help
family and friends. Tell you what you people are
little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall
in love in younger age as well. You often live
with disappointments, for an example you have
got a degree in some thing... but you will be
unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.
But you will take care of your family very
well...All you need to be careful of people who
will take advantage of your kind heart. And
beware of your relations too..
You are radical, patient, persistent,a bit old-
fashioned, you live with foundation & order...
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you
can get things done by just chatting..to even
enemies! You have a pretty good business mind,
you are often have no-idea what is today is like,
or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does
anything when your head thinks "lets do this".
You will be famous if you open up a business,
get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very
popular with sense of humor ,you are the one
your friends and families will always ask for
help, and you are the one actually get money on
credit and help your friends. You will have more
than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down
you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other
half will have a pretty good amount of control
in you, be careful! You tend to go for other
relationships! Contacts even you are married at
times 'coz your popularity.. Rajnikant V/s CID
Jokes
You are someone who get along with anyone
coz the number 5 is the middle number..
Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an
explorer with magic on your face. You learn
your life through experience and it's your best
teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!
Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't
care about others. I mean you are always want
to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You
will be very good in either education or work
wise or business management! You are
talented, kind (but with only people who you
think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys,
popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with
you. Your mind and body is just made perfect
for love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if
you are a number 6 man, you will experience
kind of looks from most girls and will involve in
more than few relationships until you get
married. If you are girl, most of you will get
marry/engaged early. You are a caring person
towards your family & friends . If you miss the
half-way mark then you are about to suffer
physically and mentally. Generally you will lead
a very good inner-home happiness with nothing
short of. You are a person of compassion,
comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility,
good judgment, and after all you can heal this
world wounds to make peace for every life coz
you have the great power of caring talent to
make this world of love one step further...
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5 !!!
Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out
there, you are realistic, very confident, happy,
such a talented individual with your education,
music, arts, singing, and most importantly
acting too. You have real problems with bad
temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with
the subjects listed above. Rajnikant V/s CID
Jokes
You give up things for your parents. I mean you
value your family status a lot, you will be in the
top rank when you reach a certain age. If you
are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a
very talented too. Most of the number 7s face
lots of problems with their marriage life.
Only a very few are happy. You have everything
in your life, but still always number 7s have
some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their
lifetime.
It's probably the Lord given you all sort of over
the standard humans talents and you are about
to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready
looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you
don't, then you might end-up single. So take
care with this issue,
ok?
You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy
person.. You are born to contribute lots to this
world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!
Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no
one out there will understand you. You are very
good at pointing your finger at some thing and
say "this is what".
You are more likely to suffer from the early
ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not
good you might lose either of your parent and
end up looking after your entire family. You
often suffer all the way in life.
The problems will not allow you to study
further, but you will learn the life in a very
practical way. You are the one who will fight for
justice and may die in the war too. You are
normally very reserved with handful of friends
and most of the time live life lonely and always
prepared to help others. Well. once you get
married (which is often late) then your bad
lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe.
You will face un-expected problems
such as : the error, government, poisonous
animals, accidents.
You are some one with great discipline,
persistence, courage, strength which will take
you to success. You are a great part of a family
team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!
Number 9
Hey...you guys are the incompatibles people in
the world. You are so strong, physically and
mentally... You are often have big-aims. You
will work hard and hard to get there. Normally
you suffer in the early age from family
problems and generally you will have fighting
life.. But when you achieve what you have done,
it's always a big task you have done! You are so
much respected in the community, you are a
person who can make a challenge and
successfully finish the matter off. Rajnikant V/s
CID Jokes
You are very naughty in your younger age, often
beaten up by your parents and involve in fights
and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your
life time. But when u grow you become calm
and macho type.
Love is not an easy matter for you. You are
good in engineering or banking jobs coz people
always trust you.
Your family life is very good, but will have
worries over your children.
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient,
very wise & compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every
one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the
world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

“Is the Indian Education system

Crossfire: “Is the Indian Education system

failing?”

Panelists:

1. Prof. Sultan Ahmed Ismayil, renowned soil
biologist and ecologist
2. Bushra Shariff, Founder of Zenslap Artist
management
3. Dr Eugene D'vaz, Poet and Painter, Prof. at St
Joseph College Trichy.
4. Mr Prashanth Raj, Director at The Viral Fever
5. Dr. Chris Phillip, Professor dept of Optical
Physics, Imperial College London.
One could blame the lackadaisical precedents
for the initial lukewarm response for this
discussion but whoever missed it have lots to
lose. By far this was the best Crossfire in the
past four years. The earlier editions did have a
lot of crosstalk but lacked fire in the discussion.
Although panel was formed by pick and place
from different teams including GL and
Infotainment, it seemed like a conscious effort
in forming a group with polarized standpoints
to discuss if “The Indian education System is
failing”. The opening comment by Prof Ismayil
instantly put the pace of the discussion into
overdrive, “When a teacher talks, students
listen but when students talk, students learn.
The students pass not because of teachers but
in spite of them. In the present scenario, the
students are passing but the institutions are
failing“. Making a strong point against the stale
syllabus and the reluctance of even the
autonomous institutions, he stood for updation
of curriculum to meet the current day needs. As
the discussion moved on the cultural
background of India was blamed.
Notwithstanding the comment, Chris made a
quick rebuttal citing the example back at his
home. England despite having a huge cultural
background, it has never impeded the higher
education as the faculty in the universities were
all young. He even noted that bringing about a
change in the varsities was easier than in the
industries. Talking about innovation, he
remarked that one must be brave enough to
make mistakes and a system that does not
tolerate mistakes can’t encourage creativity;
only by funding a hundred failed experiments
can anyone make an innovation. As the
discussion progressed India-centric and the
Indian universities were blamed for not making
to the top 200, the panel described Indian
system of education as broad spaced and
holistic; for a western mind that capitalizes on
specialization, they would never have the right
yardstick to understand our excellence. For the
appalling state of affairs, a lion’s share of
blame goes to the students who are not
rebellious against the ills that the system
suffers from. Each one of them is content with
a handsome pay check and is not willing to
involve in any skirmishes against the system.
But at the same time, it’s the constant fear of
the administration that keeps the students in
abeyance. In an anecdote that was narrated, a
father who sees something beautiful in an
exhibition wants his son to see the same. So he
puts him on his shoulders, but his son sees
something even more beautiful farther behind.
This must be typical the mindset of a teacher
who must not compete with students rather
complete their education. When it comes to
running behind dreams, a few pointed out the
shaded horse attitude of students to look for
green pastures of economically satisfying jobs.
Concluding the discussion, financial well being
might be an achievement but we must be brave
and dare to be different in choosing less
explored avenues to become super achievers.
Dr Vinod moderated the discussion and duly got
what he deserved from the fiery panel for
blaming the poor ranking of Indian universities,
besides the memento. :)

Welcome to Stock Market !

Stock Market

Once upon a time in a village, a man announced
to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for
Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were
many monkeys around, went out to the forest
and started catching them..
The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as
supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped
their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at
Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers
and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and
people started going back to their farms. The
offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort
to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy
monkeys at Rs 50! However, since he had to go
to the city on some business, his assistant
would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told
the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the
big cage that the man has collected. I will sell
them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns
from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50."
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings
and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant,
only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to the'Stock Market':p :D

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax :pAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY
& OCTROI!
4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch &
Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) r u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment,
where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) How u Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL
EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE
CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral
tax!!

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB!

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB!

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in
a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room and
close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours
and then analyse The situation..
If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the Accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in Auditing ..
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in Human Resources.
If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved, put them in Sales.
If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on Strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them
in
Top Management..
Tx for reading..
Vinay shukla

FIRST Save and THEN Spend !

"""First you save what you have and the remaining only you spend for yourself """


while you are earning, first always try to make plans for saving the maximum you earn and then work on it and achieve it.
                      The remaining only you plan to spend on yourself that's the way to sustain and absorb any sudden ups and downs.

That come on our day to day life. !
                                                V&V

Raise your Spirit

Proverbs 8: 18 With me are riches and honor, enduring wealth and prosperity.

As leaders we need to be wise about our hearts. When we find that we seem to be frustrated, seem to lack satisfaction in things we do, and we seem to ask is this all there is? That is the time we must search for the clues to see what that voice inside of is calling us to.

I find in those frustrating times I am saying I don’t want to settle for this. I can be more, I can do more, and I have more to give than what I am doing.

Wisdom is calling out to us, “You are better than this so come grow into the bigger person that you are. When we do this verse tells us of our awaiting rewards.

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living.
Gail Sheehy

Keep Moving; as time Do !

A college class was graduating on a hot and humid day.

As the graduates walked across the platform and received their diplomas from the president of the college, he smiled, shook their hands, and said loudly, “Congratulations!” Then, in a much lower voice, one that was firm and could be heard only by the graduates, he would say, “Keep moving.”

He was only trying to keep the line moving across the stage, but his words were good advice for a lifetime: “Keep moving.” After every achievement growing up, graduation, marriage, job promotion, even retirement the best advice is, “Keep moving. Don’t stop. Don’t stagnate.”

There is more to life than you have found thus far. This is not the end; it is only the beginning. “Keep moving.”

When we approach life with this attitude, we look forward to the future and what God has in store for us.

Happy Engineer's Day.. Mechanicals's

Engineers’ Day

Sep15

Engineering is not merely knowing and being knowledgeable, like a walking encyclopedia; engineering is not merely analysis; engineering is not merely the possession of the capacity to get elegant solutions to non-existent engineering problems; engineering is practicing the art of the organized forcing of technological change… Engineers operate at the interface between science and society… ~ Dean Gordon Brown

The Institution of Engineers (India) observes September 15 every year as the Engineers’ Day to commemorate the birthday of the legendary engineer Sir M. Visvesvaraya. In recognition of his monumental services towards national development and for the cause of engineering, Sir Visvesvaraya was honoured by the country’s highest civilian honour, the Bharat Ratna, in the year 1955. He served as the dewan of Mysore State and was considered to be the architect of the all-round development of Karnataka. Among his most successful projects are the design and construction of the K.R. Sagar dam and its adjoining Brindavan Gardens, turn-around of the Bhadravati Iron and Steel Works, setting up of the Mysore Sandalwood Oil Factory and the founding of the Bank of Mysore.

On this occasion I would like to share a poem on engineering graduates I came across in the Internet

I Am the Very Model of an Engineering Graduate

by Gary Friedman

I am the very model of an engineering graduate;
I work with systems and with problems both of nature delicate;
I’ve studied properties of things in motion for the hell of it,
Regurgitating answers to insure that my degree I’ll get;
I’ve studied chemistry and learned the formulas of saturate
Solutions in normality in labs that are immaculate,
And programmed huge machines with large routines I’ve written just so that
Infrequently will I encounter problems that I can’t attack;
I’m very good at systems both in digital and analogue;
Have studied great philosophers; can quote to you their dialogue;
I’ll work all day and never quit, that is if I can manage it;
I am the very model of an engineering graduate.
I use my Hewlett-Packard for the answers found in calculus,
And problems most encountered in numerical analysis;
It calculates proportions used in heart and lung dialysis;
Eventually I’ll work for them and move to where Corvallis is.
My interests are much greater than my friends and colleagues might believe;
I’ve worked with magic and performed illusions written to deceive;
In elementary schools I’ll work with children who do not receive
The help and dedication they require so they might achieve.
My years of work and study have allowed me to become involved
In engineering problems that have only partially been solved.
My grades, however, are the pits, and I don’t really give a s—,
That’s why I am the model of an engineering graduate.

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The engineer is the key figure in the material progress of the world. It is his engineering that makes a reality of the potential value of science by translating scientific knowledge into tools, resources, energy and labor to bring them into the service of man … To make contributions of this kind the engineer requires the imagination to visualize the needs of society and to appreciate what is possible as well as the technological and broad social age understanding to bring his vision to reality. ~ Sir Eric Ashby

Have you ever stopped to think what would be your life without engineers?

Life Without Aeronautical Engineers

Life Without Civil Engineers

Life Without Communications Engineers

Life Without Computer Engineers

Life Without Electronic Engineers

Life Without Mechanical Engineers

Life Without Electrical Engineers

Being a Mechanical engineer I am proud of being. Even the sentence also implies.. 

i.e " Sab Ka Baap Ek ..

Uska naam "MeCH"... 

Reservation against Cancellation RAC

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim prem ji's comment on reservation:

* I think we should have job reservations in all the fields.
I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this.
Let's start the reservation with our cricket team.

We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims.
30 percent for OBC, SC /ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly.
The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player.
The four hit by an SC/ST/OBC player should be considered
as a six and a six hit by a SC/ST/OBC player should be counted as 8 runs.
An SC/ST/OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.
We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers
like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our SC/ST/OBC player.
Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an SC/ST/OBC
player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race,
an SC/ST/OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also.
Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are
carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country)
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers
and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)
Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward.
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country.
Let's be proud of being an INDIAN...
May the good breed of politicians long live..*

*Share it if yu r against reservation*

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